Hey I'm Morgan (also known as Silk). I'm a cack-handed, jandal-loving, beached as kiwi. I wear my hair in a ponytail, love mah sunnies and enjoy taking the piss out of foreigners that don't speak kiwiana. I'm also feeling the effects of the marmageddeon. AND IT'S KILLING ME. I'd be chuffed if you wanted to drop me a line, I'm actually pretty nice.